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    4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

    4ngelo:

    theodorepython:

    miami-tea:

    The Defibrillator Toaster

    My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

    “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

    He’s bread, Jim.

    Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

    If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

    JESUS CRUST.

    JAM IT!

    “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

    I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

    HES BREAD JIM

    JESUS CRUST

    (Source: secretsbest, via littlechinesefella)

    — 17 hours ago with 376361 notes

    dancing machine chen challenges gina to a dance battle on after school club 

    (via krisinmypants)

    — 17 hours ago with 1773 notes
    #exo  #chen  #dancingmachen  #kim jongDAEBAK  #man that girl was amazing 
    friendly reminder

    haanigram:

    if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit

    THIS. This is why I started tagging EXO for my lovely followers. If I miss something, just let me know! ^___^

    (via mirabel)

    — 18 hours ago with 10879 notes

    eternal-sailormoon:

    “You have me. Don’t worry, you’re not alone.”

    Eternal-SailorMoon’s 4K+ Request Rampage:
    Requested by: Anon. 

    (via fuckyeahanimecouples)

    — 18 hours ago with 1255 notes
    #anime  #sailor moon  #my first otp 

    Everything Kris does is so ASDFLKJH

    (Source: hail-krisus, via tcheng8)

    — 18 hours ago with 808 notes
    #exo  #kris  #wu fan  #wu you fine  #ahhh nae wangjanim! 
    amandaintanv:

A real Angry Bird, BenBen. You were match with those costume lmao.

    amandaintanv:

    A real Angry Bird, BenBen. You were match with those costume lmao.

    — 23 hours ago with 8 notes
    #exo  #kris  #wu fan  #an angry bird within an angry bird  #angrybirdception