The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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dancing machine chen challenges gina to a dance battle on after school club
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if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
THIS. This is why I started tagging EXO for my lovely followers. If I miss something, just let me know! ^___^
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“You have me. Don’t worry, you’re not alone.”
Eternal-SailorMoon’s 4K+ Request Rampage:
Requested by: Anon.
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Everything Kris does is so ASDFLKJH
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A real Angry Bird, BenBen. You were match with those costume lmao.